I don't particularly understand the fervour some people have for it, but it's alright, just a bit of escapism.
I have no problems with it. Let the bell be rung, let the flag fly, let us bellow out in one voice, let the messengers go out to the seven corners of this great land: Theoban has no issues with Star Wars.

Alt: Pets, don't get 'em. Can't eat them, can't ride them, can't wear them. Shit.

Altalt: Birthdays are shit
( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:53, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

pets are great, have you no heart man?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Just have friends or get pregger or summat if you crave company that much

( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

you can't sit and watch a movie late at night with a nice warm furry friend on your lap
kids are expensive and restrict your lifestyle
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Then don't have kids and just deal with life alone
Surely what you want there is a cushion
( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)

you can't finger a cushion's bumhole though
*Rob*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Rob can finger anything's bumhole

( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Rob is like a jazz paedo
He's fingering the bumholes that *aren't* there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)

pets are great! heartless cunt.
I can't shit or fuck in public, so I need a dog to vicariously do it for me. Fucking obvious to me.
( Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)