I used to intentionally not go for a wee before playing a gig.
I feel it helped to add a certain tension to my playing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:01, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Back in the day people used to spend - quite literally - thousands of pounds lightening their bikes
titanium bolts, fewer spokes, kevlar beaded tyres, cut down saddles. Maybe saving a pound or two of weight.

It was pointed out the a really good shit just before a race would you a couple of pounds for nowt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I'm a firm believer in a big turd before sport.
Gets a man down to his fighting weight, if you catch my drift.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Morning 'David Cameron'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

He stole that idea from me!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Btw, call me 'Dave'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)