Mike J of Demon Boyz, MC Mell 'O' and Bionic of London Posse are the finest MCs this country has produced.
No-one has ever come near
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:38, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

A proud boast indeed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:42, Reply)

I court controversy where e'er I roam.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Captain Placid hates London Posse
Oh man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:42, Reply)

That's what I'd call a 'ringing endorsement'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Never heard of them
Are they one of these new 'beat combos' all the young folk are 'grooving to' nowadays?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Have you got an alert system for whenever anyone mentions your name?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:49, Reply)

I'm like the Candyman
Mwahahahaha
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Is the Candyman a massive tosser as well?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Soz Cap.
That was unnecessarily rude of me, not in a good mood.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Not rude, perfectly accurate. He is a massive tosser.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Hardly massive!
I'm not even six feet tall! More an average tosser.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Perhaps 'complete and utter cunt' would be a better description.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Is it true that you can separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I heard Pooflake caught him 'collecting up all the cream' in the bogs at Twang Club last week.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:02, Reply)

I'd like a bit more credit for this than I appear to be getting if you don't mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I'm afraid your credit-rating is no good.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:10, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:12, Reply)

I linked to their all-time classic 'Money Mad' once.
You complained that it was several minutes of your life you would never have again. Next time I shall link to a waqqqui acoustic guitar 'interpretation' of something just for you x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:55, Reply)

That'd be nice of you!
Try Jon Gomm's version of 'Ain't nobody', Andy McKee's 'Africa' or Tommy Emmanuel's 'Purple haze'.
I like them.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:28, Reply)

This is even worse than discussing larp or whisky.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:45, Reply)

If you ask people to talk amongst themselves, they will, Mr Dabidozee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:47, Reply)

What happened to your magazine interview? Was it published?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Yes, I have it at home. It is almost psychedelically dull.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:54, Reply)

This does not surprise me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:57, Reply)

link that shit yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Techno wizard I may be, but I cannot as yet 'link' to a piece of paper in my flat, from my desk at work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)

He is definitely WTN.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:00, Reply)

FFS Techno-wizard is completely different from Tech-house.
DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING??
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:00, Reply)

OH GOD WHAT A FUCKING WANKER I AM!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:01, Reply)

*bookmarks*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:07, Reply)