It was dull and got duller and then some shit happened for some reason and then no-one could talk for five seconds without spouting exposition and going into fourteen hour long flashbacks
Then there was Doctor Who having wacky adventures and then some trolls turned up and were LOL and had a really poorly choreographed fight and then some elves turned up and were as shit as they've been in anything with elves in, and then they all talked in some wacky language for a bit just so you could pretend it was a fancy foreign film, then Queen Elizabeth and Scaramanga spoke for seventeen hours even though they had already said everything that needed to be said, then there were some stone giants for some reason and then it suddenly got good and I enjoyed it until the end.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:51, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Sooo, I should sneak in after the first half then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)

yeah totes
The first half is just some tiny people moaning about food, as far as I could tell
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I think you went to Battered's office by mistake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Ohhhhhhhhh
Man, shit nando's and then this, I'm confused about everything
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)

you need to pay more attention

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Will do
I'm writing all this down
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1827931
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

This is the best post ever made on /OT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)

on about
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Yes, it is faithful to the book.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)