I wish I thought of that.
I might restart the guessing game and slowly move up to "did he shit if your cunt?"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:12, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

If a guy shat in a girl's cunt
he'd be fucking dying to tell his mates. It's not that.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)

How would you steer the conversation to that point where it was relevant for you to dump that piece of info?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I don't know about you
but I'd burst into the pub and be all "guys, guys, shut the fuck up and listen to THIS"
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I reckon it'd be more like your telling the story
and getting louder and louder and then without you realising everyone else in the pub slowly stops talking and starts listening and you get to the end and you're almost standing up and you go "and I shit RIGHT in her cunt!" and then slowly look round and see everyone staring at you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)