I have a little "Mini Chopper"
like a blender but smaller and shitter. A plastic beaker and a thing with a spinning blade sits on top. I used it a few times to chop up onion and mushroom but

a) it didn't actually chop most of the contents, just the stuff at the bottom by the blades so you had to constantly shake it, too, and
b) the amount of time spent scraping stuff stuck to the beaker out meant I'd have been better off just using a knife.

I have a slow-cooker, it's pretty damn good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:46, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

like a blender but smaller and shitter. A plastic beaker and a thing with a spinning blade sits on top. I used it a few times to chop up onion and mushroom but

a) it didn't actually chop most of the contents, just the stuff at the bottom by the blades so you had to constantly shake it, too, and
b) the amount of time spent scraping stuff stuck to the beaker out meant I'd have been better off just using a knife.

I have a slow-cooker, it's pretty damn good

So I've heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)

That's its name, it's on the box and everything
I did ponder rephrasing it but I knew it would give someone 5 seconds of puerile enjoyment.

EDIT: someone everyone
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

i didn't get past the phrase
"I have a mini chopper"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)

LOL SOME SORT OF SMALL COCK JOKE

( Kroney, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)

AHAHAHAH ANDREW MARR!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

they use them on SAturday kitchen all the time
are you calling baby james martin a liar?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:08, Reply)

well that killed it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Damn you Nakers.
DAMN YOU TO HELL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:19, Reply)