No. We got married in Vegas, by Elvis, the whole nine yards, and enjoyed every moment of it.
I wore a suit and hat, Mrs V a black and pink dress, and the dress code for the wedding party was black with a flash of hot pink. It was fantastic, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

Sadly, I'm still paying for doing it, and it was nearly a year and a half ago.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:33, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

How horridly vulgar.
I got married in a cathedral.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

It was more vulgar than Katie Price's crotchless knickers.
Great fun.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)

they were normal knicker when she put them on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Well you should have listened to her at the time shouldn't you
She wouldn't still be nagging you if you'd remembered that there is no "U" in wedding
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Remind me never, ever to say this to her.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)

It's very hard to see how I could influence you to do so

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:40, Reply)

subliminal bumming?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:47, Reply)

There's a double 'U' at the start.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)