I remember a lol moment when my mother stopped me in the hall
and said 'you may think we don't know what kind of antics you get up to and that we're out of touch but we do' and went to give me a hug. I flinched because had she got close enough she might have felt the large bag inside my coat filled with about fifty deals of hashish and a wad of notes. I was a shit son.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

oh you twat.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:14, Reply)

You wicked child. It's no wonder she fell to drinking and prostituting herself.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:15, Reply)

Turned her gay 'n all.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:18, Reply)

You're just bloody lucky you brother never found out. He'd have cut your head off.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)

He'd have got away with it and all.
The police aren't interested in that sort of thing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)

There'd have been a media blackout as well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)