I went to two boarding schoold, so double jeopardy. Parents and housemasters.
Doing:

Weed
Hash
Cider
Speed
Pills
Cigarettes

Accidentally setting off the fire alarms, evacuating the school, when the governors were being shown round.

Making my German teacher look a prick in front of the whole class (Michael Gove's French teacher, incidentally)

Trashing the McDonald's gents bogs just for lulz.

Etc etc. Getting interrupted while losing my V plates in Union Terrace Gardens, aged 15, by passers by.

Etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:48, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Are you sure they weren't 'tech-housemasters'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:50, Reply)

yes. 100% sure.
Tfa.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:50, Reply)

The fact you were taught German by a French teacher explains a lot about you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:53, Reply)

he taught both.
But not at the same time.

You prick. Ever heard of 'modern languages' teachers?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:56, Reply)

At my school the languages taught were Greek, Latin and French.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:57, Reply)

You poor thing.
Mine did Latin, Greek and Modern Languages.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Sounds like youth offending centres having improved.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:08, Reply)

if you can imagine a witty strikethrough
so it says Terrance Trent Derby, that would be grand
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:55, Reply)

*imagines*


*lols*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:01, Reply)

thanks

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:17, Reply)

There seems to be a disproportionate amount of b3tans who attended boarding schools.
Parents of b3tans either didn't love their children enough to stay alive or they were enjoying their lives too much to have their kids get in the way and packed them off as soon as possible.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:56, Reply)

nah, mine was to stop me going into care.
Assisted Place scheme for the school fees, Trust for the boarding fees.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)

There are also a disproportionate number of white blokes who drink too much.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I'm comfortable with that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Me too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:00, Reply)