Just told somebody they're more than welcome to ring me again if they have further issues.
They're not more than welcome AT ALL. They're a fucking moron. I'd rather talk Nakers through building a nuclear device.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Funny you should say that...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:14, Reply)

However, I have just been thanked for ruining somebody's day
to which I also replied "you're more than welcome" and I really did mean it.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)

hahaha, was the person you were speaking to 8 years old?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)

They were trying to log into somebody else's laptop.
They're encrypted and restricted to one registered user. I said she couldn't use it. She said she had to and she needed it. I said "bad luck, then".

I have a reputation at work.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Part of this post isn't serious.

( Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)

I know, I know...It's the bit about you having a 'job', isn't it?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)

^ not dead ^
\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Hooray!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)

He's been on a cock bending sabbatical

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)

helicoptering

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Similarly I started an email to a customer this morning with the words "Thanks for your enquiry"
When what I really meant was "You can find out the answer to this question yourself simply by looking on our website, you fuckwit."
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)