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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
The opening sentence of a website I'm on reads thusly:
"If you are experiencing problems with leaking flanges..."
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:05,
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12 years ago)
I bet you print out websites and read them like newspapers.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:07,
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I have them tatooed onto your mums arse
I CALL IT A BROADSHEET!q"""""!!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:10,
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hahaha, nice one
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quintsy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:12,
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thanks Q, you're a pal
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:13,
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Too many sick burns flying around here today
I'm going to end up looking like Weston at this rate.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:14,
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Simon Weston has more dates
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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And Weston super Mare has less crabs.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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crabs frogs.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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I bet he takes screenshots by turning his monitor facing-down onto his industrial printer
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:17,
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Nah, he uses a Box Brownie to photograph it, then waits for the prints to come back from Boots.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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