I have never had a day off due to snow
"warning old man grumble approaching"

I am sure as a kid we never had fucking school closures for snow, it was great when it snowed aat school you could try a create those really slippery sliding patches and spend all break seeing who could go furthest...

Also no snow up here in the sunny delights of Morecambe Bay.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 8:11, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Highlight of winter at school was the
Teacher Vs pupil snowball fight
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 8:17, Reply)

We once blocked the gate to the teachers' carpark with massive snowmen
but they still managed to get in and teach us. Fucking 1980s teachers and their work ethic and volvos.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 8:18, Reply)

We made a massive cock out of snow at school. Complete with twigs from the hedge stuck around the base to look like pubes.
At the age of 39 I know how puerile this is. At the age of 13 it was the height of humour.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 8:20, Reply)

^^this
much lol watching the deputy head trying to kick it over and failing.
People used to "accidentally" put stones in the snowballs and break windows with them, when not aiming at the teachers and each other.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 8:36, Reply)