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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I've always been a bit sensitive about my bum capacity.
I've got my mobile phone, a champagne cork and a dozen HB pencils up there and it's already a bit snug.
:(
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:45,
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latest was 13 years ago)
keep trying
and relax
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:58,
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Try adding some grapes.
About a dozen should do.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:11,
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You people are revolting.
It's the beginning of January. What sort of nasty southern hemisphere grapes are you going to find in the plebmarket in fucking January?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:17,
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I happen to like rough trade grapes from down the market.
Ones that have been pawed over by some grotesque, filthy tradesman.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:40,
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[your mum reference]
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:26,
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She was just rying to feed six children
with the semen of a vile costermonger.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:15,
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Is your phone a Siemens?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:04,
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Motorola DynaTAC
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:25,
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A notoriously indiscreet telephone.
I hope you are nowhere near other diners.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:28,
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