Can you date it? Roughly?
Could you try and pry it away from your knob enough to see if it's hallmarked?

I think this could make a lot of money at auction, if only it could be detached from the pervert.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

1992.
That's not particularly rough. That's when I bought it. I'm pretty sure it was new at the time although it's not the sort of thing that shows its age. Until you start slamming it in the door of a ford transit minibus.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Not a good age
It's damaged and the attached pervert is badly tainted.

I'll give you scrap value for a transit with a dented door.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:54, Reply)

I don't think the driver will be too happy if I sell his cab.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Tell him it's TD - he'll know my money's good

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:00, Reply)

More like
"the attached taint is badly perverted"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:56, Reply)

It's got a bolt through it and a tattoo of a stylised owl.
I think that's pretty nicely perverted.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Oh, a Chippendale tawny cock ring?
They're rare you know, only 6 were made and Prince Philip has 3 of them.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:06, Reply)

A van with a tattoo of an owl on the door!
Whatever next?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:08, Reply)