that can Fuck off.
Stupid hipster bum water.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:47, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

just think of the added benefits tho
you take a girl back for coffee after a date, but she looks like she might have changed her mind and wants to leave.
you press a button and foom! she and the sofa have disappeared into the floor, giving you ample time to find ropes, take off your trousers etc

basically, i'm saying george clarke is a rape enabler
(quintsy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Sunderland's finest

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:53, Reply)

YO! Rape

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)

and we finally get to the bottom of why psychochomp wants a foldaway bed

(quintsy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)

You're in a good mood today.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)

He always seems to have a strop on recently
I hope everything's ok at home :(
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:10, Reply)

He's probably not met a girl like you've met a girl eh?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I did meet a girl, this is true.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)

this her?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)

You know that guy that ended up in hospital from fucking a snowman?
That's exactly how I've always imagined Captain Placid to look.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:17, Reply)

errrr, what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Oh Nakers, you've missed out.
That story is right up your street.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)

i do like snow it's true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)

a licky boom-boom down

(quintsy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)

i can never get enough of this joke

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)

guy got AIDs off a snowman, and you thought it was only a disease for black people

(quintsy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)

WHEN WILL THE TERROR END

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)

he doesn't cheer up until after his lunchtime nap and beers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)