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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
all this pooping and weeing is not time efficient
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:32,
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wear a wetsuit to work and pee where you stand
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:33,
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If I could only find a drysuit, I could be like a pissy violet beauregard by the end of the week
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:36,
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I have thought
that if you replaced office chairs with commodes it would be great...
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:02,
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holding them in is worse for you.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:33,
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maybe I'll just go for a rodent style continuous dribble throughout the day
and hope evaporation solves any damp patches
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:35,
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well I suppose that could work.
not sure I'd want to sit near you though.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:38,
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or on anything you'd sat on.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:38,
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come to think of it I'd not want to touch anything you'd touched either.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:38,
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it would be like a convenient snail trail though, if I were lost
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:41,
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only if you had a blacklight...
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:46,
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I'd just ear a lot of asparagus and follow my nose
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:57,
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