I've also had our own recruitment consultants calling me up to say
"Hey, I've got this job to fill. You're in IT, what does this mean? How about this? What does 'networking experience' involve?"

Yeah, fuck off mate, I've my own job to do.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

oh dear.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:35, Reply)

A recruitment consultant would probably think so.
Their line is "the main thing is to keep offering quality candidates". Which means "this guy's on our books and set up a home router once. We don't want him on our books".
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:37, Reply)

You couldn't really blame them for wanting to get Nakers off their hands as soon as possible though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Setting up a home network 10 years ago was a big thing.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Yeah, time travel hasn't been invented yet. I'd be impressed for sure.

( Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:41, Reply)

or has it...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)