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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I feel bad about having had a cheese sandwich now
Despite both the girl and the till monkey believing I wanted ham.

"Sorry, it was a ham sandwich?"
"No, cheese."
"And ham?"
"No, just cheese.... And salad."
"Cheese and ham with salad?"
"JUST CHEESE"
"You want any spreads on that?"
"Yes, pickle"
"Ham?"
"NO, PICKLE"

Then she hands it to the till monkey to ring up and he says "Ham sandwich?" And she says "Ye- No, cheese". There's something odd going on in the canteen.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:56, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
So did you enjoy your ham sandwich then?

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Spam!

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I fucking adore cheese but unless it's melted I cannot eat it in sandwiches.
Talk about Seinfeld.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)
maybe they have some ham going out of date tomorrow, and are banking on the fact that most people will just give up and order a ham sandwich.

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:03, Reply)
I would suggest that it is a subtle form
of sexual harrasment in the work place, she was trying to get you to munch on her ham sandwich. You should sue
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:10, Reply)
She was very pretty
Perhaps I should return and waggle my eyebrows at her.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:18, Reply)
It would be simpler
to just wave your penis in her face... I cant imagine that this would be in anyway inappropriate and will work out just fine
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Kielbasa?

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

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