I feel bad about having had a cheese sandwich now
Despite both the girl and the till monkey believing I wanted ham.

"Sorry, it was a ham sandwich?"
"No, cheese."
"And ham?"
"No, just cheese.... And salad."
"Cheese and ham with salad?"
"JUST CHEESE"
"You want any spreads on that?"
"Yes, pickle"
"Ham?"
"NO, PICKLE"

Then she hands it to the till monkey to ring up and he says "Ham sandwich?" And she says "Ye- No, cheese". There's something odd going on in the canteen.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:56, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So did you enjoy your ham sandwich then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Spam!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I fucking adore cheese but unless it's melted I cannot eat it in sandwiches.
Talk about Seinfeld.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)

maybe they have some ham going out of date tomorrow, and are banking on the fact that most people will just give up and order a ham sandwich.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I would suggest that it is a subtle form
of sexual harrasment in the work place, she was trying to get you to munch on her ham sandwich. You should sue
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:10, Reply)

She was very pretty
Perhaps I should return and waggle my eyebrows at her.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:18, Reply)

It would be simpler
to just wave your penis in her face... I cant imagine that this would be in anyway inappropriate and will work out just fine
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Kielbasa?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)