I was overjoyed as Sunderland had beaten Bradford 4-0 the night before her funeral
and got a punch off my then girlfriend for smiling all through the coverage
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:45, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

It was ridiculous
The big tree on the main road in town was turned into a bloody shrine, candles and all sorts - none of those who did it had ever even met her. Might as well have put up one to Vera Duckworth, she was on the telly too.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)

When I went to Paris I did have a look at the tunnel
Henri Paul - shite driver
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

'Henri Paul - shite driver'
Also pissed AND French.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I bet he would have nailed it in reverse

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)

^^ This ^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)