you out of work?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:37, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

yep

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Oh dear, what job are you aiming to land?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

none
my mom is about to have surgery so I am going to be helping her
after that's over probably a novelist or pop star, obviously
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)

good work, hope your mum is ok and has insurance and shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

yeah
she's having her knees replaced so it should be fun :\
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

What's she having them replaced with?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)

metal and something else

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I was hoping it might be laser cannons : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

The knee joints of a black baby.
They'll fit her eventually. ......

Knee-grows.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)

tenuous at best

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)

I hope your home network gets a virus.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:08, Reply)

I don't think i have any homework...
I'm worried now that I've forgotten to read a book and write a report!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:10, Reply)

i have
but I left it at work. That will make things tricky later on next week
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:22, Reply)

you fucking mo

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)

imma text her indoors and tell her to dump you for that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)

my dad has just had his knee done
i had to spend last week babysitting him. he is the world's worst patient. 1 week into a knee replacement and he is already complaining about golf, driving, the gym...

srsly though is your ma having both done at once? having seen how much my dad needed his other knee to support him when getting up etc, that might be hardcore??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)

they say if you get one done you likely won't get the other

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:22, Reply)

well it depends on a few things
if you're fairly fit, you'll be fine. my dad has always been obsessed with fitness, and his muscles were so strong that they did all the work. 9 weeks to the day after his first one (6 years ago) he was on a jet ski in antigua. the problem was, it lengthened his leg by an inch when they fixed the knee, so after a while of limping around like that, his hip was getting fucked. so he had no choice.

i think it'll be fucking painful but not as bad as she might think, based on my dad's experience. he's certainly thrilled with them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:31, Reply)