If you had to fuck one of the Spice Girls to death which one would you choose
and which member of Boyzone would you use to do it?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:16, 40 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

YM
and the dead one.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:20, Reply)

Mel B, instead of boyzone could I use a zigazig ha
*Edit* Morning Doc ready for the conference
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:21, Reply)

alright Hartoid?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Good as gold thanks, You?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:38, Reply)

not bad
Still avoiding the textbook :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:45, Reply)

When is the exam?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:55, Reply)

can take it whenever
Prob book it for end Feb. It's the Protection module so fairly straightforward. Dreading the retirement planning one, I'm excellent on pensions advice, not so good on drawdown. Loads of fiddly rules involved.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Geri, with Keith Duffy.
Obviously.

GOD.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:25, Reply)

bit early for this sort of thing to be honest shambles.
Can we not just have some relaxing lounge jazz for now, and get to the death fucks after lunch?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Sounds like a Tarantino movie

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Have some nice spiritual jazz instead:
Is that any better?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:54, Reply)

it's not a clicky link on my phone.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Nor on my computer.
Hang on, I'll ask my mates over on /FAQ
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I knew those FAQers could help me to fix it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)

just took me to the mobile site and asked if I wanted to download the app.
You're wasting my time here tangles.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I didn't do that.
There are unknown forces at work here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:26, Reply)

well, i'm home now.
so lets have a look.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)

why is there a picture of a smug man in a stupid moustache dressed like a cunt?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:38, Reply)

That's a mirror

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)

You've been WILFed

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)

that's it Hare
you're goin' daaaaahn!

I am not smug.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)

now it says i have some sort of fucking flash blocker so i can't hear it.
This is turning out to be really hard work tangles. I'm not sure the relaxing nature of this jazz can solve this now. if i ever get to it. This must be how it feels to be nakers trying to change the chanel on his TV.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Are you clicking the same link that I am?
There are no smug men with moustaches there when I go to that site.
It's just soundcloud, there's no trick here, just awesome music.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:44, Reply)

:(
flic.kr/p/dPaeop
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)

That's practically an anagram of paedo
are you suggesting Wilf's a Saville?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)

yeah. why not.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Oh, how disappointing.
It does rather look as though the fault is with you and not me, though.
Btw, who is that handsome red-haired chap with the moustache on the next picture along? He is dreamy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)

oh you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

*blushes*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

He really is.
I'm genuinely not sure who I'd rather sleep with out of those two in the picture.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

that girl was stunning,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)

The one with all the tattoos.
To both parts of the question.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:53, Reply)

so yeah mo wax compilations yeah?
Check your gazbox.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Yeah, all noted for future reference.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Scary, then Baby, then at a push Sporty but only as she is now
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( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Bookmarked

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Ginger.
Didn't even have to think about it. The fat one with the upturned nose. The one that got that Keri Katona impregnated.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Kroney it's your turn to start a new thread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I did my monthly thread the other week.
I'm in the clear.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I'll do it.
NEW THREAD!!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)