so for example, full Irish from the cafe next door (with the waitress with the excellent bum)
Butter toast
Eat toast
Eat beans
Eat eggs
Eat bacon
Make smiley face with two sausages and the black and white puddings
Eat white pudding (use to mop up sauces)
Eat black pudding
Eat sausages
Drink tea

No mushrooms cos they're filth, but sometimes they give me a hash brown. That goes between bacon and white pudding.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

This means you rate Sausages over bacon
I knew you were a wrongun
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I love sausages
Yeah I prefer 'em to bacon. Bacon's nice but it's just bacon, not the wonder food the internet thinks it is.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Sausages > bacon, everyone knows that

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:27, Reply)

You are a good sort, not like these foodwrong cretins

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)