I eat a bite of each thing on the plate in turn
Sausage, then bacon, bit of egg, scoop some beans onto the toast and eat a bit, bit of mushroom, then back round again. If I've still got lots of one thing left as I approach the end I start to panic. Ideally the last go round should have one bite of each thing left.

IF NOT I HAVE TO THROW IT AWAY AND START AGAIN
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:15, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

which is why you're so fat yeah?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I don't really do this, you know
It was humorous banter.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I eat whatever goes cold quickest first
so in an average meal, veg, then meat, then potatoes, last two maybe alternate depends on type.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)