Crackling is shit
bitter, hairy, fat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong,
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Bitch, please.
Next you'll be telling me bone marrow is disgusting?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Have you had the bone marrow starter at Hawksmoor?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Had it? I fucking wrote it, mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:42, Reply)

All over swipe's face?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Too right.
Slag.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I told my Mrs that joke the other day.
Bad idea.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Try her on "Play a jazz chord"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:56, Reply)