Al, of course!
Alt: Still don't own a TV
AltAlt: Situation dependent really. On a hot day, a cold dry cider or a nice lager. First thing in the morning, tea. after a nice dinner perhaps an Armagnac.
But no whisky/whiskey.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:56, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WOAH! What's with the stalking?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Hi Al!
Glad you could make it, pull up a kitten, 'shop a chair etc.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Stop stalking me. Every time I post you're there afterwards, it's not healthy.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Don't own a TV?
Do you live in a cave?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)

No, he thinks he's better than people that own a TV.
It's the one thing him and Enzyme have in common.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Nope - I just got rid of it when I moved house
I realised I hadn't actually watched it for months so it went in the skip.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:09, Reply)

What's everything in your living room pointed at then?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)

The projector screen
Scored a remote-control screen and a projector off Ebay. I watch films.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)

'specialist' films eh?
I getcha
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

you could watch tv on that, you're not trying hard enough
you can still put on the subtitles and pretend the talkies don't exist
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)

'Talkies'?
Pah! You'll be telling me next that there are films in 'colour'!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)