Morning.
I'm sitting in a car in a car park in York with a sleeping baby.
I have a slight hangover, but am hoping to cure that with a pint with dozer later on.

Alt: There was an attempt not long ago to turn Captain Placid into an insult.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 11:43, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm going to trick you into thinking I'm a black guy with natty dreads.
The only problem with this plan is that there are no black people in York.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 11:46, Reply)

You should be easy to spot then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Tangles is quite tall.
So you might want to wear your heels.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I might wear heels to make him seem even shorter.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I have a pair of 6 inch stilettos you can borrow if you like.
They're purple and leather. and have pointy toes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Ok.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)

hello tangles.
have a pint for me will you? I need one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I fail to see how any beer I drink will have any effect on you.
I mean, I'll try, but I'm only going to have the one as I need to drive home later.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)

'Sup Tangles
A pint is always a good idea with a hangover - even better is a 'kill or cure' breakfast. As I have no alcohol left in the house after last night I went for the breakfast option. So far it seems to have worked.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)

I had a shit hotel breakfast earlier, which didn't help enough.
I'm glad it was included in the cheapo deal we had for the hotel.
I resent being charged a tenner for a breakfast where I have to make my own toast and help myself to drying out food from under a hot plate, half of which is meat anyway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:02, Reply)

I agree, hotel breakfasts are, by and large, grim.
As I'm a committed carnivore I can normally get by but it must be difficult for vegetarians.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)

I don't mind paying for a decent freshly cooked one.
I do limit my selection, but better hotels usually have more options.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)

You should give the baby back before the fuzz catches up to you

( Theoban What of it, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Where do you think would be the best place to leave it?
Bit risky trying to leave it outside a police station, I think.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Do nuns not take kids in anymore?
The last time I had to drop a kid off it was in the 50s
( Theoban What of it, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)

It must have been different, what with you growing up in Ireland and that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)

RIGHT I'M FLOUNCING

( Theoban What of it, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)

NO! COME BACK O'BAN! WE MISS U!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)

I don't even like bombing fish and chip shops!

( Theoban What of it, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)