I'm relatively new to this forum.
Can you summarise the main characters?
I mean, obviously b3th is the fat, lazy feckless mod, Monty lives in a fantasy world of Hawkwind and decapitated drug dealers and Naked Ape is a massive bent spastic. What else?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:47, 77 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm a dichotomous prick.
A/C
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Everyone is a prick.
That's about it really.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:58, Reply)

^^^^^What he said^^^^^^

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:02, Reply)

+ you're morbidly obese.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Yeah I know.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:37, Reply)

I'm far too reasonable for my own good.
Battered is an angry midget.

Al is a fat, bald cunt.

Naked Ape is a bent spastic.

Swipe is a fat northern tart with a scat fetish and a taste for impractical footwear that costs more than most families earn in a month.

Agnostic Antichrist spends most of his time asleep dreaming about his dead mum.

Naked Ape is a bent spastic.

Rory is our own Nicholas van Hoogstraaten.

Jeff is a black dude with natty dreads.

Naked Ape is a bent spastic.

Light in Chains is addicted to bacon.

Naked Ape is a bent spastic.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:19, Reply)

An excellent summary. To which I would add:
Plumdozer is a cock.

CQ is a lithium addled leftie.

Stunned is a professional drunk.

Kroney is French.

Naked Ape is a bent spastic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:24, Reply)

I think there's a pattern emerging here...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Battered is a bitter, angry midget.
Darth is flamboyantly gay.

Psychochomp is shit in bed and has a sex worker girlfriend.

CQ has severe learning difficulties.

Q has a helicopter.

Tangles is a veggie WOMAD prick.

BGB is dead.

Glued Eel is funny.

Gonz is an opiate-addicted savant.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:28, Reply)

You missed out Naked Ape is a bent spastic.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:28, Reply)

Naked Ape is a scopey quender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Nice twist.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Poor BGB.
To quote Tony Blair 'she was the peoples poster'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:39, Reply)

4 EVA IN R HARTZ

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:42, Reply)

BGB was a WOMAN?
You live and learn.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:44, Reply)

AND offline she was a good laugh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Who was the objectionable wanker she fucked that that she always used to start online arguments with?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:02, Reply)

the Resident Loon

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Ah yes.
The man who used to like /offtopic until it get filled up with terrible bullies all calling him out for his appalling behaviour?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:12, Reply)

the very same
*uses Startac*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:14, Reply)

If anyone could link me to some of this bullying, I'd be obliged.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Lazy, feckless public sector cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:22, Reply)

*ahem*
CQ is a lithium addled cycling leftie. if you please.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:33, Reply)

davros's granddad is the worst poster here for not mentioning me

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:30, Reply)

No need to; you speak for yourself, quints.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:31, Reply)

everything I post says all you need to know about me

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:33, Reply)

I showed you some manlove Q, it's alright.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)

fucken wanker

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:33, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:34, Reply)

There are no black people on the internet, you massive racist.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:34, Reply)

That's because they spend all their dole money on crack.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:36, Reply)

I'm debating whether to go and watch the Association Footballs again.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:26, Reply)

I am debating if I should have a 5th pint of strong polish lager in the hotel bar before going out on the piss with a mate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Prozzie hunting again?
What will the wife say?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:31, Reply)

'ten dorrah, fucky suck ten dorrah. me love you long time'

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)

It's zloty out here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:35, Reply)

'To think a woman of your standing could stoop so low'?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Totally me there, posting under the wrong account^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:33, Reply)

You utter donkey.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:35, Reply)

MORE monstrous bullying of me by DG.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:19, Reply)

I'm horrible, me.
I've even ordered a copy of Rory's indispensable guide "How to be a terrible cunt, online" from Amazon.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:21, Reply)

I heard that Rory actually owns a fair trade kitten and puppy farm and spends his days off helping old ladies cross the road, offline.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:22, Reply)

I've heard he burns his own properties down if his tenants don't pay their rent
just to teach them a lesson.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:23, Reply)

And then eats any children's charred remains, the fucking monster.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:27, Reply)

silly battered, polish isn't lager
You're supposed to dust your sundries with it
(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)

We have a cleaner who takes care of that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:35, Reply)

mr muscle isn't a real person, b

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:38, Reply)

No, but the sexy Italian girl who scrubs for us is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:40, Reply)

mama mia?

(quintsy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Natalia.
Yum yum.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:43, Reply)

It's pissing down outside.
I may compromise and listen to the first half on the radio and if it sounds promising, nip along for the second half.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)

I've decided to stay in.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:01, Reply)

Typical; the Toon have just scored.
I could have been in the pub being covered in lager as the crowd jumped around as if they'd had electrodes attached to their testicles. Sad times.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Two-nil, now.
The pub may beckon for the second half at this rate.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:23, Reply)

I heard your wife is fat and you have a girlie job.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:35, Reply)

I heard that you're a terrible online bully.
In other news, I may very well sell up and move to Church Fenton. When HS2 lands it's going to rocket in property values round there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:37, Reply)

Until you move there. Then they'll drop by 90%.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:43, Reply)

nah.
It's relatively expensive there now, it's halfway between Leeds and York and is rural, so popular with families and commuters. When the HS2 link comes in it'll skyrocket.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:47, Reply)

Then how will you be able to afford it on your £18k a year?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:50, Reply)

pimping my ass out to Senior Executives.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:52, Reply)

You'd probably end up having to sell your garden for peanuts to build the car park and electricity substation.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:55, Reply)

If it lands, you mean.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:05, Reply)

fingers crossed, eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:08, Reply)

I don't belong here.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:55, Reply)

It's either here or the local asylum; take your pick.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:09, Reply)

I'm going to the pub to watch the second half of the match.
Pricks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:36, Reply)