That's the second bedroom. It is sad.
But they're getting rid of all the crap.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:12, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Good, looks like it was owned by some bird before
You want to get that place manned up, fast
I'm talking pictures of tits on every flat surface
( Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I did that at university once.
It's funny, you'd think you wouldn't get desensitised to boobs, but you do. It's a terrible feeling.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I hope that never happens to me
To me a fresh boob is like a thing of wonder, something rarely seen and only spoken about in hushed tones, in case it takes flight.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Imagine a freshly unfurled boob
and all you can manage is a jaded mental critique of shape, size, relative heft, nipple direction and size etc. and then find it unappealing.

I had to go into voluntary sexual exile to get over that. I've been there for so long I seem to have forgotten how to get out again.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

you should have gone for tits on retractable surfaces
a load of norks on a roller blind can be furled and unfurled at the drop of a hat
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

He's stood in the front room in a top hat and tails
'WELCOME' he bellows, 'to the TITATORIUM'
Boobs unfurl from every surface
The window is now boobs
Boobs run down the walls
Puddles of boobs form at your feet
You look down
You're now a boob
( Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Best dream ever.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Kroneys log: Sad date 322,146,1,3
I once again use my long range scanners to check for boobs, no results. Every day for years the same result. Maybe today I will send a prope to try and make first contact. But no, I don't want them to use their telepathic powers to desensitise me again.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I love how you think you, of all people, can take the piss out of me for being single.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Is he not totally dating a stripper?
In your face kronley.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Yeah, but classy tits, like pierrelli calendars and stuff.
They were also trying to sell it which is why it's all ponced up.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Ah right
Well it looks lovely
Good luck and that
( Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)