It was as grim as it sounds. I'm normally quite strong-stomached, but I might as well have been snogging it's fucking arse.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:18, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

keep going.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

you filthy pervert.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I nearly trod in it as well, as I bent over coughing. It was mustard yellow, firm but clearly slimy, and there were a couple of drips.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)

eurgh.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I nearly lost my dinner thinking about that.
clearly my imagination is over active.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Wait 'til I tell you what I'm wearing.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Nothing, just you're constantly extruding a thick shit soup out of every pore?

( Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Theo Ban. I thought you were lovely.
this is not lovely. I do not like.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Ain't me wearing yesterday's dindins as a liquid suit

( Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:31, Reply)

no, apparently not.
Also, did you buy the awesome kettle?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)

OH YEAH
I got the white one with the coloured polka dots
Flat mate came in yesterday, looked at it, grunted and went 'that's some gay kettle'
Mission successful
( Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)

haha, mission successful indeed! I would have high-fived you if I were there.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)

just let me choke down some metaclopramide first so I actually have control over my oesophageal sphincter.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

OK.
Are you ready?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:38, Reply)

yes, but I wish I weren't, just so I could delay more.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Right - you know how, when you've got a fever, you get those really surreal, colourful dreams?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)