nothing is wrong with me, i am practically perfect in every way
the most debauched would have been the post a-level fortnight in kavos, there were 10 girls of us, and it was absolute carnage. nothing that would do me any favours to reveal on here.

altalt: my face is neither fat nor sweaty. HTH.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

GINGER.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:36, Reply)

sorry i couldn't hear you over the sound of your arsehole

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I said

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

you've met me!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Rusty roof.
Smelly garage.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I saw a documentary about Kavos recently...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:36, Reply)

we were there long before that sort of thing
but i bet it hasn't changed a bit. i know how many people i snogged, and i was quite restrained compared to my friends.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Of course you were sweetheart
I bet you never played the sex positions game, or eat a banana out of a boys waistband etc etc!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

we were very good
we avoided the 18-30 cunts like the plague.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Most of them have the plague in their cocks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

like battered?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)

It looks like a small lumpy aubergine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Swipes clit? Wouldn't know, but I expect so.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)

haha like you'd know how to find the clit on anybody

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Those programmes are fucking awful!
Im glad I never endured a helliday like that.

Bunch of slags the lot of em.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Is there a destination like that for gay people?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

a fair few clubs...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:43, Reply)

I meant like an entire resport
not just Vauxhall
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

one of my friends raves about gay ski week
time of his life
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Greggs Hat

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Bebbeh!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)

In this situation I'm not entirely sure that by 'skiing' that he's referring to an outdoor winter sport

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)

HAHAHA

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)

he definately made an action like holding two ski poles while sucking a lollipop

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)

The idea of an all gay resort nauseates me more
I went to Gran Can last year and it was hellish.


STOP TYPECASTING ME!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)