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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why would anyone lie on the internet?
YOU'RE ALL CONFUSING
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
They wouldn't. She's lying to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Ah good, here's MB
You wouldn't lie to me
So that means she's a dirty liar?
Gotcha
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)
One of the dirtiest there is, old son.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:31, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:32, Reply)
BUT THAT WAS A LIE IN ITSELF!!!!!!!!!!
Even I don't know what to believe any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:33, Reply)
it's all too much

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Does she smell of sweaty marmite?
I imagine she does
Thanks for the confirmation
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)
i hope you get big itchy lice in your jewfro for that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)
It's ok it's still pretty short
I cut off my 4 year old dreds though in October, they were RANK.
luv oo
xx
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:36, Reply)
fine
pubefro then. they're not fussy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:39, Reply)
aw ace
it's always good to have friends
even little ones
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:40, Reply)
you could train them
like fleas in a circus
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:44, Reply)
Next time I've got a girl's self esteem so low she's ready to sleep with me
I'll distract her with my pube lice cartwheels
LOOK AT THEM GO HONEY
LOOK AT THEM
NOW MOVE YOUR HEAD CLOSER
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:45, Reply)
tickle them with your tongue, they like that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:48, Reply)
the lice or the ladies?
I'm not licking a lady, you don't know where they've been
Some of them might have shaken hands with a milkman for all I know
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:49, Reply)
don't worry, it was only a suggested chatup line to get them to help keep your pet lice clean and safe

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:53, Reply)
woah I don't want no wimmin touching my lice
you filthy beast, keep your disgusting ideas to yourself
it's ok babies she's gone, she won't bother us no more
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:55, Reply)
christ now i am frightening lice?
time for a face lift
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:55, Reply)
they had problems with the fuzz a few years back
still not acclimatised to life outside
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:56, Reply)

lift transplant.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:58, Reply)

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