For a grand hell show up at your birthday

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*starts saving up*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

If we all chipped in it would be an awesome b3ta bash.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Live PA by Richard Blackwood = AWESOME

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Sort it out for Bristol, will you, Boyce?
You've got connections.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I doubt much s(h)aving will be required.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Really? Even I'd need two to turn up at some random prick's birthday
and pretend I liked them.

However, for a grand I will turn up, drink all your booze, vomit in a hedge and fuck your sister/mum depending on age and/or availability.
( Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)

For two grand, he'd probably fellate you

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)

So there was never any chance of you turning up to Monty & Stunned's birthday bash?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)

None.

( Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)