Many accidents
Scars on every finger. Stitches on forehead from slipping over as a kid. Stitches around eye from being kicked to fuck. Stitches on elbow from having vodka and coke thrown at me by ex

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Dog walking/running

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Struggle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is that why you are so good-looking?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Just good genetics

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Lies, you've actually been assembled from parts and brought to life via lightning strike

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Sportscow X

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)

the brain of a common murderer

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:47, Reply)

i like to run my dog down the street
Just the one street though
I'm too fat to be doing all that jogging nonsense
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)