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Scars on my wing mirrors from all my kicking practice.
I cuddle using my mind. It's completely organic.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:52,
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wing mirrors?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:55,
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You'd better not park on my road or your wing mirrors gonna pay the cost.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:56,
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you're a fucking nerd
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:58,
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You love it.
Imma make the best pulled pork tomorrow K, you're gonna wish you were at my mum and dads house.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:59,
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tomorrow is my moms pre-op appointment
I made pulled chicken barbecue last week, I make a bomb ass barbecue sauce
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:01,
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Do you actually make it, or do you open a can?
If you make it, can I have your recipe please?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:04,
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its actually a bunch of other sauces mixed together, i dont make it from scratch
I can still give it to you if you want, but it started out as mixing whatever's in the fridge with what's in the cabinet
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:08,
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bbq sauce = ketchup with caramel added
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:09,
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Does she have a cock?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:04,
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Not yet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:06,
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Heh heh
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:06,
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shes having her knees replaced
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:09,
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With wheels?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:09,
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I suggested laser cannons, but NO, the doctors knew best
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:10,
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Cocks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:11,
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just the right height for you to gobble on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:14,
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i know, it was joke about pre-op transexuals...
either way i hope it all goes well for your "mom"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:10,
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how do you know she's not post op
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:12,
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Oh man I'm confused now, if i fancy your mum does that make me ghey?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:13,
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only if you want to date "her"
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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lols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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