Are we running a book on which excuse she will use for why she can't make that date?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:36, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It'll look bad for her if she doesn't make it
Really bad if she cries off twice!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Hopefully it'll be a strangled cry. . .

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)

She's violated my existing court order fiver weeks on the trot.
Two weeks ago she spent ten hours in Limehouse nick for assault. 'Looking bad' is her 'thing'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)

One wonders what one has to do to be classed as "unfit to be a parent"?
Maybe time for the "I am concerned for my child's welfare" card.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

She is the mother - I'll get nowhere.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Maybe, but the welfare of the child is supposed to be paramount, isn't it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:14, Reply)

True but her not turning up for shit and being a cunt to me doesn't make her an unfit mother, just a cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I was thinking more of the 10 hours locked up
but maybe common sense doesn't come into it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)

They didn't have enough to charge her.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I'm not so sure about that Monty.
My GF's best mate and her husband have managed to wrestle main custody of her husband's son from his ex partner. The ex is a yo-yo knickered slapper and they proved that the kid was better off with them rather than her.

Don't give up hope.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:19, Reply)

She will play the illness card.
It's one she trots out on an almost daily basis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Request doctor's notes

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

She's on disablity benefit.
There's little point in barking up that particular tree, I fear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)