I'm always making altruistic gestures
and more often than not they go by unnoticed. That's how great I am. In a lot ways I'm better than Jesus and Allah combined.

Alt: I prefer Crunchie out of the two...but I am partial to those little Daim's you can get.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:38, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

DIME GODDAM IT!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)

I can't help what they put on their packaging

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Fucking "Snickers/Starburst" cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)

oi, language

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)

*savaloys*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Woah there
Easy big fella
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Ahh fuggen luv ye man!
*hugs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)

*embraces*
*steal wallet*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)

ha!
In your face, it is only full of receipts!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)

And they're all from Harvesters
How can I make any bunce out of these? Ugh....that's a day wasted.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I don't even.....
I'm not sure I've ever even been to a Harvesters!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Who's wallet did you steal?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Some Harvester cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)

We have a mystery on our hands!
Who's up for spending the night in a haunted house*?

*under Monty's bed
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

More chance of seeing ghosts under Kroneys bed
The ghost of Sexmas past
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)

There's no point in talking to him when he's 'in his cups'. You'll get no sense out of the fellow.
None.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)

*glares*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)

LEAVE IT PAL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)

*swings*
*falls into hedge*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)

*hedges*
*falls into swings*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)

I et a Crunchie once

( Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Me too!
We are like twins or summat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Yeah, dey good ain't dey

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Two Hats,
hand on heart I can honestly say that you are better than Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Guru Nanak and L Ron Hubbard all rolled into one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Better headgear innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Wow
That's quite an accolade Monty, thanks a bundle.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)

*subscribes to newsletter*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)

:o(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)

How'd your presentation go, Nakiepoos?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)

see below...
actually it was fine, moody fucking clinets though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)