Fuck that.
According to well known and highly respected astrologer Jonathon Cainer, 'good things' will be happening to me this week. I await this with great anticipation.

I'm dreading the inevitable misery of finding out this will turn out to be a load of generic bollocks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:07, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

By whom is this chap 'highly respected'?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:08, Reply)

People who believe in astrology?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:09, Reply)

People who believe in astrology?

Twats.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I don't believe in people who believe in astrology.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Apparently they do exist.
Hard to believe, I know.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:12, Reply)

You're up early. Did he need his dressings changing again?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:08, Reply)

bedsorez

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Frankly, I can't believe I'm awake either.
I stayed up to watch that superb bowl thing last night. I fully expect to be dead by lunchtime.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:11, Reply)