it seems rather lacking in imagination
i mean, anyone can make up a name.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:16, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

but you need it to be pretty tight if someone starts earching around about,
so you need a real birth record. I can't see why the police couldn't just put a fake one in?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I think even the filth aren't allowed to do that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)

well quite
given the choice between taking people's records without the consent of their bereaved parents, and passing a law allowing a government department to issue fake records for this one tightly controlled purpose, i think the latter is more palatable, actually.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)

i imagine it would be abused though.
but then, everything is really.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)

exactly
what they should do is put you and me in charge. we are incorruptible. and we would in no way give all the police offers names like pat mcgroin and wayne kerr.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I might just call them all Porky Pig and be done with it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)

mmm bacon
no, wait.

rank, bacon.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)

normally their rank is something like sergeant
I don't think they'd believe bacon is a real rank.
( Peej, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Wasn't it so that there'd be birth records if someone was being checked up on?
I assumed this was why, rather than just for lolz. I have to say I didn't read the article.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I'd think the accompanying death certificate would be a bit of a giveaway.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)

our computers are borked for the second time in a week
it is so so so irritating. you should come and fix them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Sure, get them to employ me and I'll be right there.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)

I know a lawyer, who's a bit of a dog. She's got the same first name as the mutt my grandmother had when I was a kid.
Funnily enough, the dog was overweight too...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)

i have many more peaches on my phone........
anyone want to see a picture of battered giving lighty a reacharound?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Nah you're OK thanks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)

if there were a speech bubble coming out of lighty's mouth
that is exactly what it would be saying. poor molested lighty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)

:(
I've been nothing but nice, and I'm going to be collateral damage!

Paste Monty's head on instead.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)

which head?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I'm not sure I want to know about the under the table pictures now

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)