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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Technically I paid for a service - that service being sex - and the only thing I received in material terms was the clap
So, the clap
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:01, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
You "technically" paid for sex?
I think you mean you paid for sex.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)
It's a falsehood sadly
I was hoping it would get a better reaction than this, I won't lie to you.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I'd be offended about how unsurprised any of us were by that announcement, really.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:07, Reply)
My picture's on the profile page for anyone to see
Let's face it, I'm no Harry Styles
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I'm not convinced this isn't a Legless Defence, if I'm honest.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt on that one just because there was no desperate backtracking after a hostile reaction to cause it.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:09, Reply)
In fairness, if I'd just used the word "she" at any point
you wouldn't have believed it for a second. Schoolboy error on my part. As is illustrating this, rather than just editing my original post. Hmm.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:10, Reply)
He used a slide rule.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Technology sex.
He turned the bloke on, then turned him back off again.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I fucking wish
Bloody Cylons, hurry up and get invented
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)
They'd be the one eyed get were I to buy a sex robot

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:07, Reply)
You'd end up with that bloke off Quantum Leap.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:09, Reply)
The Australian airline?

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Could be worse
but I won't say how, in case there's anyone here who hasn't seen the final series.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I'd willingly nuke my home planet for a go on that Boomer.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I will never, ever get that
Comfortably the least fit of the female Cylons. Yes, out of all 12.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Wrong

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:23, Reply)
TIS NOT
Am not saying she munts - but seriously, look at Six. LOOK AT HER.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)
That skinny blonde one?
She's all knees and elbows. And tits, fair play, but mostly knees and elbows.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:34, Reply)
And absurdly good looks
Little details, eh
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)
And a ribcage you can see through her skin.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I like a woman who doubles as a xylophone
I don't, actually, this is an irritatingly good point in your favour
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I'm not saying I wouldn't. I'm not one of your lot.
It's just, she's not at the top of the list.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Xena Warrior Princess should be ahead of Boomer as well
Mind you I do have a tall girl fetish. That might go some way towards explaining it.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
this thread
could turn niagara falls into the sahara.

just saying.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)
So speaks the jealous woman who stands less than 66 inches from the ground

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:00, Reply)
He was not a robot.
He was a man, who was helped by a computer. GOD YOU IDIOT
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:19, Reply)
But I now realise you're talking about him being in BSG, so lets pretend that I said nothing.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:20, Reply)
If it helps, I haven't understood anything in this subthread.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:21, Reply)
He was in the McHale's Navy film too!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)

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