if i were rory
i would say something here about a second house during the property recession.... sorry, couldn't resist!

instead i will remind you that i once drunkenly and with HILARIOUS consequences ordered a neon blue sign on ebay that said "massages". i thought it would be brilliant above my flatmate's bed as a joke.

it turned up 3 months later when i'd forgotten all about it, with a thai plug, and a flex that was about 30cm long.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:47, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I applaud your lolling skillz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Surely a "thai plug" is nothing to do with electrics?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)

*turns on*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)

*tunes in*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)

*cops out*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)

nice work chaps

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:35, Reply)

turns straps
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

eeeeow
you foulminded specimen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Maybe, but you knew what I meant. ..

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:06, Reply)