Or, take your pick from The Thick Of It / In The Loop
"You looked like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra!"

"You're like the worst James Bond ever. You're... you're David fucking Niven"

"If you take the piss out of Jolson again, I'll take your fucking iPod and ram it down your fucking cock. And every time I don't like a song, which will be every time a fucking song comes on, I'll skip it by punching you in the fucking balls"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

best malcolm tucker EVER
"you fucking human mooncup"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Hahaha eeeeeeewwwwwww
You know it's good to combine those two words
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)

n ever seen either of those.
and now I don't want to.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)