Alt: TV presenter on ITV hit show Splash!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:54, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I wish I was Vernon Kay :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Things can't be that bad, can they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

I just wish I could talk to celebs like Linda Barker and that guy off benidorm every week.
Then go home to dead eyed love bot Tess Daley.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

oh boy
Linda Barker
(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I'd love to badly decorate a room and get her to come over and tell me off.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I'd like to clean out her shitpipes, and I wouldn't need asking twice

(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Pipes?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)

I've heard, and keep this under your hat, she's an omni-shitter

(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Best episode of Quantum Leap ever.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

source code the other night was like quantum leap
At the end I couldn't help thinking about what happened to the poor bloke whose body donnie darko took over
(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)

She is in fucking good nick for 51

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I'm not saying that I'm some sort of creepy stalker who would hold her down and rape her
But I would totally hold her down and rape her
(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Ghastly regional accent though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)

It's not Sporto's fault he's from the North East.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:07, Reply)

I bet Vernon Kay goes home to his missus and she forces him to play "Live Saturday night reality TV show Top Trumps"
"What's that dear? You've got one season of a programme widely heralded as the death knell of television, against my ten years presenting the top-rating show on TV?"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)