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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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my girlfriend does what she calls 'fusion cooking'
Pilau rice, springs rolls and a pizza? Fuck off, love
(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:08, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:10, Reply)
That's not cooking, that's putting ready meals in the microwave.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:11, Reply)
she's a spastic who can't cook
If I knock up a bit of pasta she thinks I'm a wizard
(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Despite the fact that she's the one with the sleeve

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:18, Reply)
i LOL'd
he must spend hours trying to find his tiny little cock in that echoing batcave
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Last time I shagged her Lord Lucan rode out of her gunt on Shergar.
Put me right off my stroke. Well, that and her face. And her breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:24, Reply)
where's he gone anyway?
crying with the force of these zings?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)
KFC

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)

fusion Iceland freezer aisle
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:11, Reply)
No wonder she's going to die of cancer.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)
that's not funny man, her sister in law died of cancer on friday
And her next door neighbour died on sunday.
(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Sorry Craig David

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Craig David is the grim reaper?

(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)
This is almost as funny as Chris Hune's son.
I hope her sister in laws daughter sent her text messages calling her a fat prick before she died.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)
you put the " " around the wrong bit
you meant "girlfriend"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

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