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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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my girlfriend does what she calls 'fusion cooking'
Pilau rice, springs rolls and a pizza? Fuck off, love
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:08, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Oh dear.

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:10, Reply)
That's not cooking, that's putting ready meals in the microwave.

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:11, Reply)
she's a spastic who can't cook
If I knock up a bit of pasta she thinks I'm a wizard
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Despite the fact that she's the one with the sleeve

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:18, Reply)
i LOL'd
he must spend hours trying to find his tiny little cock in that echoing batcave
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Last time I shagged her Lord Lucan rode out of her gunt on Shergar.
Put me right off my stroke. Well, that and her face. And her breath.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:24, Reply)
where's he gone anyway?
crying with the force of these zings?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)
KFC

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)

fusion Iceland freezer aisle
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:11, Reply)
No wonder she's going to die of cancer.

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)
that's not funny man, her sister in law died of cancer on friday
And her next door neighbour died on sunday.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Sorry Craig David

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Craig David is the grim reaper?

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)
This is almost as funny as Chris Hune's son.
I hope her sister in laws daughter sent her text messages calling her a fat prick before she died.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)
you put the " " around the wrong bit
you meant "girlfriend"
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

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