i have meetings all day
and one of those headaches behind the eyeball that makes you think some cunt is squeezing it with a handful of fire.

so i am having a comfort food breakfast, unusually for me. chunky peanut butter on a toasted wholegrain bagel with fresh orange.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

so
having a comfort food breakfast, unusually for me.
peanut butter on a toasted wholegrain bagel with fresh orange
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Well done.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I thought you'd like that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:55, Reply)

actually
the staff restaurant had no bagels and only smooth peanut butter.

which is something that you two will never be. EVER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Yes. I will never be a bagel. Or a beagle either.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)

my brother wants a beagle
i read that they are so popular for animal testing because they are so loving and sweet natured, and i nearly cried.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:09, Reply)

you should stop reading things that are epic loads of shite, then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Beagles are without doubt the thickest dogs on the planet.
My sister's one charges about the house, crashing head-first into tables, people, doors etc and it doesn't bat an eyelid.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Plus they go through fags like you wouldn't believe.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

roffle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

They'll never be bagels?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)

battered is already round with a gaping hole in the middle, but more of a doughnut really
i hear that tangles looks more like a tampon, kind of slight and stringy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Plus he's a stuck-up cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:11, Reply)

hoorah i was waiting for someone to pick up that (bloody used) baton

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Prince Charles lols

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:28, Reply)