Right I ordered a donner pizza a few months ago
Thinking it'll be just be cheese and chili sauce and fucktons of meat on there

NO

WHAT I GOT WAS COVERED IN FUCKING LETTUCE
LETTUCE MAN
FUCKING LETTUCE
ON A PIZZA
FUCKING LETTUCE MAN
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:56, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I bet he thought it would be a change from POTATO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Potato's alright on pizza
There's one round here that does a full irish pizza with black pudding, sausage, bacon, tomato and potato on, s'alright
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I feel your pain
I hope you firebombed the pizza shop
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Can't say, this place is monitored *taps nose*

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Lettuce on a pizza?
Wrong.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

They didn't even do anything with it, just made a kebab with salad and upended it on there
Hideous
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Pfft, lettuce. It was probably just pepperoni

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)