That I can think of?
A goats cheese, Marmite and grapefruit sandwich on granary bread.

Alt: cunt is always good, gets maximum impact.

altalt: neither, no I am not going to go to a salon, I am not a girl, but |I am quite capable of cutting my own toenails and such, I have even been known to moisturise, but only when my skin gets dry, not in some daily ritual.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hoorah
someone who got the foodwrong bit right

in terms of the salon, they do a lot of massages and facials for men, not just eyebrows and nails.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I have a girlfriend for massages, I'm not fond of the idea of being touched by a stranger
much less paying for it. As for facials, see my earlier comment about moisturiser.

Then again I don't even go to the hairdresser/barbers, I either cut my own hair of get a friend/girlfriend to do it. when I did though I definitely preferred a gents barbers (£10 got the cut I asked for) to a hairdressers (£30, the cup of tea and the tits did not make up for the shitty hair cut I got).
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I have only ever had my hair cut by a man once in my life.
It didn't seem right.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)

that's because you're a girl.
the reverse is true for me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:48, Reply)

You also have an incredibly gay profile pic on facebook right now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:39, Reply)

^ This ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:42, Reply)

It's a character from a really good film I recently picked up on DVD
I notices he has about the same hair and beard as me so I thought I'd use it for my profile.

this is the film:
www.imdb.com/title/tt1308165/
and this is the character:
25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u1hqG0Hi1qe8q6bo1_1280.jpg
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)

G
A
Y
L
O
R
D

No offence Wilfreda.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)