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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alt: Sidearse
Altalt: I can maintain myself OK without suffering the indignity of chutneying it up in some fucking salon. cf exercise: I can run along the canal fine thanks, no need for treadmills and sweaty gaylords.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:39, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

it was not the response i was expecting when i asked if there was anything you don't eat.
and why not?
"because it's fucking bent".
( , Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)

we had hot tiny mini quiches last night with stilton and red chilli, or wild mushroom and truffle oil. nom.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:43, Reply)

what with the trays being passed around so far above knee height
( , Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Q. What happened when the man fainted in the french restaurant?
A. One of the members of staff was fully trained in up to date first aid techniques, so he ensured the man was comfortable and placed him in the recovery position. Another of his colleagues phoned for an ambulance, and although the man had regained consciousness by the time it arrived, he was taken to the local hospital for a check up. He returned to the restaurant 3 days later, and gave the staff a box of chocolates to say thanks.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Apart from anything else, I have scorching personal space issues.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)
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