You should be
Apologise to Anna
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:31, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Ugh never mind, I tried to ask her why that desk was so ugly
'Anna said: There are many options for desk available on our catalogue. In order to narrow your search select one specific category from the ones listed on the window below me.'

Mouthy bitch
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)

I've let her down.
What about this one, it has space age drawers www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/S39904154/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:33, Reply)

It's got rectangle eyes on stalks that stare at you
Hideous
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Fuck's sake
www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/categories/departments/workspaces/20649/

They're all ugly, why are they so shit?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Here look this is probably the best of them
www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/00214157/

But even then it's got a raging stiffy for the 60s
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

*looks at record collection*


Oh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)

It's all about the mad men.
To be honest I might just get a table, www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/S69903718/
Don't need anything else, and you can mix and match legs and tops.
It'll be covered in moutain dew, spunk and doritoes within a week anyway.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

As long as it has space for both your 24" monitors
and your sound system
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)

And your girlfriends stilleto marks.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)

NO! This is going in my man cave, there are no girls allowed.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)

MEESTER CHOMPEE I WANNA SEX NOW
Woman if you even step over the threshold into my Manitorium I will end you
BUT MEESTER CHOMPEE I WANT MAKE BANG BANG
Do not test me woman I am almost gold league here.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

:( I'm still bronze ;(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I'm unplaced
YEAH
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

also I dunno why in my mind your bird has a bad thai accent
I know she's not from forrin
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Isn't it part of her stripper persona?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I have a ikea table like that
I can confirm it is a table and you can put stuff on it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I will put that in my copybook.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)