I'm still wearing my slippers.
I have three pairs of slippers. I have a pair upstairs and a pair downstairs and a pair in France. This is all I really have to say about slippers.

I like cooking retarded people in slow cookers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Controversially, I am currently sitting upstairs but wearing my downstairs slippers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)

alright Shambles

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)

alright plumdozer

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

what are you reading at the moment?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Vicomte de Bragelonne.
I'm up to the Man in the Iron Mask part. I'd forgotten what an almighty cunt Aramis turns into as an old man.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)

you pretentious cunt.
I'm reading End Zone by Don De Lillo.

He's great.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Is that pretentious?
Are ripping yarns about musketeers pretentious?

I don't know any more. I'll probably read some Kerouac afterwards to make up for it or sutin.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:07, Reply)

I have that Burroughs and Kerouac one on the go as well.
I love Burroughs, favourite author.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:08, Reply)

you pretentious cunt

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)

that's nothing.
Later on I'm doing some slam poetry, subject matter being 'functions of irony in American 'Blank Generation' fiction'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:16, Reply)

That reminds me, I haven't read Andy McNab or Chris Ryan in years.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:57, Reply)

I have the same kind of watch as that Bravo Two Zero chap.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I've started to think I might need some slippers
but this makes me feel old.

Yesterday I finally set up auto-topup on my Oyster card instead of occasionally being found wanting at the barrier. I feel like this is admitting I actually live in London.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Slippers are awesome.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Might have to take them off in a bit so I can pop out and buy a frame for my smashing Dotmund painting what I just bought off the smashing Dotmund.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:04, Reply)

i have cthulu slippers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)