Looks like the boss of RBS is gonna grab a £800,000 bonus this year despite being find £381m a few weeks ago for being naughty
I could well do with £800,000, that would do me lovely. I'd get a nice house and a dog.

How would you squander away that sort of dosh?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 13:12, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

go part time at work
do a Phd, do the house up, buy cameras
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I'd take a gigapan down to a brothal.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)

*googles*
my god, gonz - that seems an interesting approach. Pretty sure you could just buy a brothel with £800000
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Yeah', but i'd need a niche in order to seporate myself out from the crowd.
You know when you're finished on rollercoaster and you can buy pictures of your ride on mugs and mousematts? Well..... that's where my niche comes from.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 13:35, Reply)

That's evidence

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Evidence is normally used against something you should be ashamed of, or what society tells you to be ashamed of.
A gigapixal picture of you snorting coke from a syphalus-infected fanny (British or American versions both work) shouldn't be anything but inspire pride.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 16:07, Reply)

normal bills, helping my family, buy a house
Coke and strippers
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I've decided that I want to learn how to sword fight.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

I'd like a word with you Gonz.
Since you bough that fucking man-bag of yours my facebook feed has been full of 'buy a man-bag' adverts and spam shit.
If I wanted gay internet, I'd paint my computer pink, now kindly stop it, please.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)

terrible anti semitism and homophobia on display here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Haha, they shouldda given me the bag for free with my awesome purchasing power.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Rather boringly
I'd buy a new house and car and then piss the rest away on records and beer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:01, Reply)

I'd pay off this one.
Finish the renovation, keep it as a rental property, investing 60% of the rent in a Balanced Aggressive portfolio, buy a five bed and live in that one.

Five years time, cash in the OEIC, pay off the five bed.

PROFIT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:06, Reply)

Yeah, at least mine wasn't as boring as this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

I did the attitude to risk questionnaire at work and it was Balanced.
But with no liabilities my capacity for loss would be higher so I'd go higher risk.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Really?
That is fascinating.
By which I mean I have no idea what any of that means.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Please don't explain it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:18, Reply)

it's to do with postmodernism, you wouldn't understand.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:25, Reply)

How ironic

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:33, Reply)

I know, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:35, Reply)

I was worried when I posted mine that
it was a pretty dull answer, but it turns out other people had my back
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:16, Reply)

I went back to reread yours to wake myself up after reading dozer's

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)

I'd spend it on crisps and sweets.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 19:27, Reply)